Things That Make You Go ...

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Wendy
2. Superfly
3. Girlfriend (Megan only - Woot!)

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE:
Yeah, I don't have three screen names. How about three Web sites (Is there no end to my vanity?)?
1. http://visa717.blogspot.com
2. http://www.myspace.com/visa717
3. http://www.livejournal.com/users/visa717

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My abs
2. My rack
3. My tattoo/piercings

THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My ears
2. My nose
3. My egocentricity

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Welsh
2. Cherokee
3. Irish

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Volcanoes
2. Failure
3. Losing a family member

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Toothbrush/toothpaste
2. Deodorant
3. Smiling/laughing

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Tank top
2. Thong with a zipper
3. Zipper belly button ring

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS (at the moment):
1. Counting Crows
2. Dave Matthews Band
3. Dire Straits

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (at the moment):
1. "Your Latest Trick" by Dire Straits
2. "Anna Begins" by Counting Crows
3. "Adagio for Strings in G Minor"

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Going to Hawaii (Oahu - volcano free!)
2. Going to Vegas
3. Sex up against a wall

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP
1. Love
2. Great sex
3. Johnny Depp (If I can't have this, communication is a must)

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (NOT IN ORDER)
1. I have my nipples pierced
2. I can change my own oil and filter
3. I haven't had sex since April

THREE THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERABLE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Nice arms (not too big, but toned)
2. Nice eyes (I tend to go for guys with blue eyes, but that's not a must)
3. Guys who play with my hair

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Dancing/Pilates (so my abs continue to be my favorite part of me)
2. Writing
3. Taking bubble baths

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Take a nap
2. Get paid (damn you Friday - you're so far away)
3. Johnny Depp (or someone else - but not just anyone)

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Actuary
2. Writer
3. Billionaire's wife

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Disney World
2. Greece or Mediterranean cruise
3. Oahu or some equally nice beach

3 KID'S NAMES:
1. I'm
2. Not
3. Pregnant (so I'm not going to think of names now)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Get married
2. Dance in the rain
3. Drive a Lamborghini

THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. I like violent movies
2. I think Nicole Kidman should be my girlfiend
3. I think about sex way more than I ought to

THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK:
1. I have 13 pairs of black shoes
2. I think a pint of Ben & Jerry's is the solution to any problem
3. I freak out if I see a bug (spiders don't count as bugs)

FIVE CELEBRITIES I'D TOTALLY MAKE SWEET SWEET LOVE TO\ FUCK:
1. Johnny Depp (whenever, but especially Chocolat)
2. Orlando Bloom (in Pirates)
3. Nicole Kidman (whenever, but especially Moulin Rouge)
4. Christian Bale (in Batman Begins
5. James Marsters (in Buffy, especially Seasons 2 and 6)

Wow. That's what happens when I get bored.