...apparently you end up here. So all you Johns out there looking for a pretty woman on Technorati: Go fuck yourself. Or not. I really don't care if you get off.
Isn't that odd? Maybe not. Maybe hookers actually blog about their nightly encounters in hopes that some poor schmuck will stumble upon them on some idle Internet search, sitting in front of his computer with a loose white T-shirt and stained plaid boxers, surrounded by Playboy and Maxim.
My syntax is a mess up there. Pay no attention to that chasm between the pronoun and the antecedent.
And this, oh ye searchers for Internet hookers, is why I will never sleep with you. I critique my own grammar on my blog, and you're frantically googling "antecedent."
I like being smart.
Friday, May 26, 2006
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At least you can feel somewhat flattered, hookers are professional.
I get people looking for "fat sex", "fat panties", and "fat ball gag".
I accept the weight issue...but the rest is really, really out of context.
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