Wednesday, May 17, 2006

OK, I Cave AND On My Own

OK, to all the people who insisted I let the friendly gynecologist tell me I don't have cancer in a very expensive way, I cave.

I'm having the colposcopy June 9 at 1:20 p.m., so you people better call me or send strippers DVDs, puzzlebooks and candy. I'm not really into flowers, unless they're velvet Southern Belle Roses. Bonus points if you splurge for that!

I started class Monday, and as soon as I'm done typing this, I'm going to get the $100 book for it. Woot! Yeah, that's fake enthusiasm there.

So MTSU LOST my loan request sheet, and I had to fill it out again, so I don't have my money yet. I've been told it'll be in by the end of the week. If no, heads will roll. And possibly rock.

I've been moving into my new place, and I'm officially out of the old one now. I spent a good deal of yesterday cleaning and whatnot. Now I have lots of shit to unpack. Volunteers are welcome. You will be paid with your choice of Jack Daniel's, Jagermeister or Buttershots.

I have my own place now, and it's nice but kind of surreal. I'll go in depth with this later. It's been christened, too. I know you all think that means I fornicated all over the place, but it was an old-fashioned christening, complete with breaking champagne bottles. OK, I might be lying about that one. I'll try to be better about updating this.


theogeo said...

I'm glad you decided to go ahead and have the procedure -- just to make sure. I'll be thinking about you.

Also, I'm so sorry Nicole Kidman has taken herself off the market. There will be other light-skinned, waify Australians for you to lust after, I promise.

grandefille said...

Good wishes for good news and an easing of your worries and discomfort very soon, hon.

And please, whenever you fill out ANYTHING at the university, before you leave the office where you're submitting it, make them make you a copy and give it back to you. Don't leave the office without it. I don't care what their excuse is; make them make you a copy.

I know how they are. *ominous music*

Good wishes.