Here's to Brother Robert

Happy 21st birthday to Robert!

Too bad I don't remember it all.

To the complete stranger who kept buying me shots: When I said "anything but tequila" I didn't mean "everything but tequila."

Thanks to whoever put me in bed. That was nice. I woke up/came to at 6:30 a.m. thinking, "Oh good, I'm in bed. Why the hell am I still wearing my boots?"

The pain is way worse today. I'm just going to go to work and wait to die.