Wednesday, August 18, 2004

Abso-fucking-lutely Cathartic

After reading Joey's blog, I've decided to make a few lists of my own. Enjoy.

Things I'm Tired of Being Asked
  • "Do you work here?" No. I like to dress up in Blockbuster attire and walk around to confuse the customers. You know, once, while in Kroger (in Blockbuster attire), I got asked this same question. I've also been mistaken for a Wal-Mart employee. I don't even own a blue vest.
  • "Did it (getting your tattoo) hurt?" No. It felt great. I love having needles in me for an hour and half. It's like acupuncture, only instead of healing you, you get a permanent mark on you. Neat.
  • "Is The Passion of the Christ out yet?" "When is it coming out?" "Can I reserve a copy to rent now?" Ahh! I have been asked this at least thrice a day since May, and that's being optimistic. April is more like it. August 31. Mark your freakin' Palm Pilot so you'll remember that date. August 31. Thankfully, I will not be working that day. I will be getting the color on my tattoo. Oh, and to avoid future questions: Yes, that will hurt, too.

Celebrities I Would Date If I Were Famous

  • Johnny Depp in Chocolat
  • Orlando Bloom in Lord of the Rings
  • Orlando Bloom in Pirates of the Caribbean
  • Orlando Bloom in Troy (I haven't seen it yet, but I'm sure he's hot in that, too)
  • Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean ("Why is the rum gone?" That's my kind of man)
  • Johnny Depp in What's Eating Gilbert Grape (OK, I lied. I'd marry him in that one)
  • Ewan McGregor in Moulin Rouge
  • Nicole Kidman in Moulin Rouge (Come on, who wouldn't?)
  • Ewan McGregor in Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
  • Hayden Christensen in Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
  • James Marsters in Buffy seasons 2, 5, 6, and 7
  • Brad Pitt in Legends of the Fall

Words I Say Too Often

  • Random
  • Tragic
  • Dramatic
  • Traumatic
  • Tattoo
  • Fuck
  • Evil
  • Buddha
  • Tranquil

Words I'd Like to Work into Every Conversation

  • Cathartic
  • Kinesthetic
  • Abso-fucking-lutely
  • Auspicious
  • Hedonist
  • Love (Aww, I do have a soft side)

Places I'd Like to be Right Now

  • New York City
  • Deacon Brodie's, my favorite NYC bar
  • The Tina's
  • Greece (I've never been, but I think I'd like it)
  • Wherever Johnny Depp is right now
  • Wherever Orlando Bloom is right now (This becomes #1 on the list if he and Johnny are in the same place)
  • Bed
  • Disney World
  • Some beach far away from the hurricane
  • A hot tub or in a bubble bath (damn the new tattoo)

That's all for now.

2 comments:

TVonthefritz said...

I inspired you.

Tina said...

LOL love it!! I might have to do that next....and yes trust me he looks HOTTTTT in Troy!!!