Abso-fucking-lutely Cathartic

After reading Joey's blog, I've decided to make a few lists of my own. Enjoy.

Things I'm Tired of Being Asked

• "Do you work here?" No. I like to dress up in Blockbuster attire and walk around to confuse the customers. You know, once, while in Kroger (in Blockbuster attire), I got asked this same question. I've also been mistaken for a Wal-Mart employee. I don't even own a blue vest.
• "Did it (getting your tattoo) hurt?" No. It felt great. I love having needles in me for an hour and half. It's like acupuncture, only instead of healing you, you get a permanent mark on you. Neat.
• "Is The Passion of the Christ out yet?" "When is it coming out?" "Can I reserve a copy to rent now?" Ahh! I have been asked this at least thrice a day since May, and that's being optimistic. April is more like it. August 31. Mark your freakin' Palm Pilot so you'll remember that date. August 31. Thankfully, I will not be working that day. I will be getting the color on my tattoo. Oh, and to avoid future questions: Yes, that will hurt, too.

Celebrities I Would Date If I Were Famous

• Johnny Depp in Chocolat
• Orlando Bloom in Lord of the Rings
• Orlando Bloom in Pirates of the Caribbean
• Orlando Bloom in Troy (I haven't seen it yet, but I'm sure he's hot in that, too)
• Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean ("Why is the rum gone?" That's my kind of man)
• Johnny Depp in What's Eating Gilbert Grape (OK, I lied. I'd marry him in that one)
• Ewan McGregor in Moulin Rouge
• Nicole Kidman in Moulin Rouge (Come on, who wouldn't?)
• Ewan McGregor in Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
• Hayden Christensen in Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
• James Marsters in Buffy seasons 2, 5, 6, and 7
• Brad Pitt in Legends of the Fall

Words I Say Too Often

• Random
• Tragic
• Dramatic
• Traumatic
• Tattoo
• Fuck
• Evil
• Buddha
• Tranquil

Words I'd Like to Work into Every Conversation

• Cathartic
• Kinesthetic
• Abso-fucking-lutely
• Auspicious
• Hedonist
• Love (Aww, I do have a soft side)

Places I'd Like to be Right Now

• New York City
• Deacon Brodie's, my favorite NYC bar
• The Tina's
• Greece (I've never been, but I think I'd like it)
• Wherever Johnny Depp is right now
• Wherever Orlando Bloom is right now (This becomes #1 on the list if he and Johnny are in the same place)
• Bed
• Disney World
• Some beach far away from the hurricane
• A hot tub or in a bubble bath (damn the new tattoo)

That's all for now.