Tuesday, August 17, 2004

High Like a Twelve-year-old

I've been on boy high since Saturday, and I haven't come down yet. It's great. I forgot how great that was. You know, being wrapped up in my man-hating, I forgot how much fun it is to have a crush on someone. It makes me feel like a twelve-year-old again, only now I've got breasts and a tattoo.

2 comments:

T.V. Fritz said...

And menstrual cramps, don't forget those. I don't have them, but I hear they're painful.

Wendy said...

Well, technically, I'm not "hooked up" yet, so I'm really only obligated to find you three-fourths of a guy. However, all the guys I know are either friends with you, not good enough for you, or gay.