Sunday, May 22, 2005

Shoot Jar Jar Before I Break This Big Screen TV

Well, I'm mid-production during my first time running the show - we're all a little frazzled, so we're taking a break to ignore Attack of the Clones while we work.

I designed news. Really, I did. It was weird. I can't believe I did that. I haven't designed in more than a year, and then it was opinions. So the good news is I'm not a useless editor.

The better news: Aside for one story I'm waiting on, I finished pages 1 through 14 today. Woohoo!

No Fox cartoons tonight. That's sad. I'm actually getting into American Dad.

I've been up since 4:15. Actually 4:16. I'm exhausted. Yikes.

I can't wait until this paper is done and I can sleep the sleep of the happily unconscious.

And now, more work. Work work work. Save me!

So Matt and I fought for his umbrella today, and he pulled me around the office in a rolling chair by it. Weirdness.

We had a caper, too. See, no one has a key to my office. Yes, I have an office, but I don't have a key to it. So we thought we'd call up Brandon to get his key to the business office adjacent to ours. Well, try as we might, we couldn't find my key. It was a failed caper, but any caper is better than no caper.

The good news: The Cheat is not dead.

(The Cheat, man,
Where did we go wrong?
Seems like just yesterday we were setting fire to Strong Sad's underwears.)
(STRONG SAD: That WAS yesterday!)
(This one's for you...)

I got mad at The Cheat,
(Uh!)
For screwing up the Jumble Caper
(Uh!)
I hope I don't see his name in the paper,
In the obituaries,
'Cause that would mean he's dead

The Cheat is not dead
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead
The Cheat is not dead
(STRONG SAD: Dead!)
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead
The Cheat is not dead
(STRONG MAD!: DAAH!)
I'm so glad the Cheat is not--
Just the claps!
Just the claps!

Uh!
Uh!
(Strong Sad, I had no idea you had any rhythm!)
(STRONG SAD: Oh sure, I got TONS of rhythm!)
Uh!
Uh!
(Alright, guys, keep it rolling for me.)
Keep it rolling.)

Come on,
I cracked wise at The Cheat,
But in my defense, he cracked wise at me first
i hope he doesn't end up in a hearse
At the cemetary,
'Cause once again that would mean that he's dead

The Cheat is not dead
I'm so glad the cheat is not dead
The Cheat is not dead
(Whoa, where'd this choir come from?)
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead
The Cheat is not dead
(You guys sound great!)
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead
The Cheat is not dead
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead
The Cheat is not dead
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead
The Cheat Is not dead...
I'm so glad The Cheat is not...
Dea--------duh!

Cheat is not dead
(Cheat is not dead)
Cheat is not dead
(Cheat is not dead)
No, Cheat's not dead!
(Cheat is not dead!)
Oh yeah, Cheat's not dead!
(Cheat is not dead)
Oh, he's dead...
(Cheat is not dead)
NO, he's NOT dead!
(Cheat is not dead)
I said Cheat's not dead now
(Cheat is not dead!)
No, The Cheat's not dead
(Cheat is not dead)
Had to go to the store!
(Cheat is not dead)
Pick up maybe fish sticks (?)
(Cheat is not dead)
They're out of frozen food!
(Cheat is not dead)
At least The Cheat's not dead!
(Cheat is not dead)
Little Cheat's not dead!
(Cheat is not dead)
Cheat is not dead!
(Cheat is not dead)
No, he's never been dead
(Cheat is not dead)
I said Cheat's not dead
(Cheat is not dead)
Oh..dead!
(Cheat is not dead)
No, he's not dead!
(Cheat is not dead)
I know he's not dead!
(Cheat is not dead)
No, he's not dead
(Cheat is not dead)
No, he's not dead
(Cheat is not dead)
No, Cheat's not dead!

CHEAT'S NOT DEAD!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-oh.....

2 comments:

Robert said...

Vagina

Wendy said...

Funny you should mention vaginas, because they almost made the last blog. Here's the thing: So I'm shopping, and they have all this scented feminine stuff, and I'm thinking "Who in the hell wants her vagina to smell like lavender mist?" I mean, really, that's just disturbing.