Dear Manda's Blog,
Hi! How r u? I'm good. I've been working on my fanfic lately. I will be the best fanficker in the world. Here is a sample I wrote about u.
It was a dark and stormy night when the clones attacked.
Manda, decked out in her favorite black Converse shoes, screamed in fright and took cover in a nearby building.
The AnThONys came out of the woodwork, foaming at the mouth in their lust for flesh.
But not in a sex way. The AnThONys just liked to eat flesh. It was their food of choice.
Manda was near panicking when suddenly Obi-Wan Kenobi came swooping in on a power cord, scooping her up in his manly arms and taking a lightsaber to the AnThONys.
"Oh, Obi-Wan, you're my hero!" Manda exclaimed, panting tiredly and clutching
"You saved me from the evil clones! How can I repay you?"
But Obi-Wan was a noble Jedi, and was also kind of gay, so he didn't yearn for her flesh.
"I prefer to be sexually frustrated," he replied. "And you're not really my type. I have a meeting with Mace Windu now. May the Force be with you."
And that is the story of how Obi-Wan came out. The end.
Yes, I swear it was that bad on purpose.
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