We Interrupt This Head Examination to Thoroughly Examine Your Head

Well, I went to counseling today. I should've known she'd suggest a referral when that test said clinical levels were 15 and I registered a 64 on the fucked-up-o-meter. Tomorrow, I'll be having more head examining via MRI. Sally in my Pilates class asked me what they were expecting to find on it, and I responded with a very clever, "Hopefully nothing!"

I just remembered I keep meaning to title a post "Pilates: Crucify the Fat," but, alas, I keep forgetting. I find it disturbing that it's spelled the same way as the plural of Pilate, but then again, when would one ever make Pilate plural?

Hey, the feast is up early. Woot!

Appetizer
Name 3 things that you think are strange.
1) People who wear belts and suspenders at the same time. Seriously, how big are your pants?
2) Celebrity baby names - they're almost always grounds for emancipation. You know, in Germany, there's a law preventing parents from giving their children stupid names. Baby Apple wouldn't exist in Germany.
3) Girls who wear make-up when they're just going to work out.

Soup
What was the last ceremony you attended?
University Convocation last fall. It was thrilling, I assure you. At least the speaker was good. I got to meet him.

Salad
What is one lesson you have learned in the past year?
The value of discerning what is out of my control and then being able to accept it as is, regardless of how much I want to change it or wish I could.

Main Course
Tell us about one of your childhood memories.
When we got out of the bath when we were little, my mom, sister, and I would always hug each other. Misty and I would be wrapped in towels, and my mom would be helping us dry off, and we'd go, "Everybody hug Misty," and we would, and we'd make a humming sound. Then it would be me, then Mama. It was really cute.

Dessert
If you could extend any of the four seasons to be twice as long as normal, which season would you want to lengthen?
I'd extend a few, so, instead, I'll just give you my ideal 12-month span. I'm not getting rid of holidays or anything. So, for instance, the Fourth of July would actually take place in June, because that's the new seventh month. This is just for weather purposes.
April
April
May
May
May
June
June
July
July
July
August
September