Monday, December 26, 2005

The Best Virtual Present Ever OR Pardon Me While I Bend over for the Financial Aid Office

So Lindsey did some virtual shopping, and I got a virtual gift! Check out this barista action figure:


Now, what to virtually get Lindsey? This may take some time, but one day, I will post a present.

I got home on Christmas Eve to discover MTSU had sent me a lovely letter stating my financial aid has been suspended.

Well, Merry Christmas to you, too, you sons of bitches. Everyone I know has been all, "They can't do that to you! You were sick! You had surgery!"

Well, they can, and they did.

However, if I had circumstances beyond my control (like, I don't know, having uterine lining lasered off the outside of my uterus), I can appeal it on January 12. If they deny my appeal, I have a whole day - until January 13 - to pay them the minimum balance, which is about $1300. So, if you see me dancing seductively on a street light pole in my new black bra, give me a freakin' tip. It's for a good cause.

39 comments:

Anonymous said...

1. you are NOT cute (see: your myspace and facebook pictures for confirmation)

as such,

2. no one wants to picture you dancing on a light pole

3. we DEFINITELY dont want to hear about your uterus

and finally,

pay your damn money and quit whining. you borrowed it. you owe it. quit blaming things on your disease ridden vagina.

newscoma said...

I'm sorry to hear about this. Read about it over on Nashville is Talking. There are compassionate people who understand getting in a bind in this world.
Take care.

TVonthefritz said...

If you don't want to hear about Wendy's uterus, you always have the option of not reading her blog. No one's putting a damn gun to your head and forcing you to read this shit.

Anonymous said...

Dear Anonymous,

Eat shit and die. You have no idea what the fuck you are talking about. Thank you.

- Cox

Marie said...

To the intuder: Shove your blasphemy, cunt face. Wendy's done nothin' to nobody, and she doesn't deserve what you're dishing out.

Marie said...

P.S. Wendy's cute as a button.

Anonymous said...

Look on facebook. My favorite pic is the one where that big bitch is holding her up. Stop being polite. Wendy took a vicious beating from the ugly stick.

Wendy said...

I'm so tempted not to even bother, but a vagina and a uterus are NOT THE SAME THING. It's not like pancakes and hotcakes in which the words can be interchanged.

Marie: So where are these cute buttons you speak of? I've only seen normal buttons.

Robert Curtis said...

Next time some random guy comes on your blog talking shit about you Wendy, you should just go out drinking with him... wait a minute... That sounds oddly familiar. Second thing though to ole' buddy: at least when I talked shit about her on her blog I gave my name. You're probably some fucking nigger. A fag too. So take your bleeding black asshole back to the shanty that it came from and get used to that mother fucking government cheese and them welfare checks. Oh yeah, and enjoy the AIDS that you're going to get too. I wish I was cool enough to talk shit to 100 pound women over the internet and not have the testicular fortitude to leave a name. (And you seem really interested in her considering the fact that you study her facebook and myspace pictures, but then again, you're still gay).

Robert Curtis said...

Also, I will fuck your world up, I have no problem doing it.

Anonymous said...

Robert,

You are one goofy looking motherfucker. What do you weigh? About 155? I wouldn't let your mouth write checks your ass cant cash. Shouldn't you be back at the Sig Ep house fellating your fag brothers anyway?

As far as being on welfare thats laughable coming from an mtsu student. Especially a skinny one with bad teeth. I took the liberty of uploading your picture here (http://img336.imageshack.us/my.php?image=n384043203013344778425dq.jpg)
I've posted it along with your name, address, and contact info at a number of homo hookup sites. I know you probably need a break from all that fratty ass pounding.

Have a nice day and know that I'd beat the living shit out of your yokel ass!

marie said...

Woh. I like you Wendy but I won't defend you with racial slurs. Geez.

Anyway, though you may write, anonymous, merely to be petty, I wouldn't make comments simply out of politeness.

Wendy, the cute button is your wittle nose. Hee-hee.

Dawn Marie said...

You're probably some fucking nigger.

Classy.

I think this guy might be a bigger tool than anonymous.

deangelo said...

robert:

i copy and pasted your patheticlittle racist rant to the all of the deans. its about time the administration saw the kind of filth that comes out of the racist greek system. enjoy your upcoming visits with the deans.

Robert Curtis is a Douche said...

Somebody should make a compilation of Robert Curtis' best posts on this blog. Judging by his misuse of fairly simple words, he's definitely a product of the White House public school system.

He also seems to have some inferiority complex by which he must continually reference his "badassedness." This may or may not be brought on by his slight build and lack of musclature. Either way its pretty pathetic.

Here are some of my favorite posts. (Note misuse of words such as "heretofore", "shalln't, etc.)


At 7:25 AM, Robert Curtis said...

I'll only do this once (hopefully) and only do this drunk (definately).
I have designated you the object of my discontent, and this is for two reasons. The first is that you are the only person stupid enough to actually respond more than once to a FACEBOOK THAT DESPISES YOUR PAPER. The second is that after that black woman tried to be Greek Life Coridinator, I now know who you are (you're the blonde chick not the black haired'un), you actually seem like you have a lil' bit of sense. Don't run TOO far with that. But because you have become my object of disconent, you therefore are heretofore my enemy. That's just how it goes. Wait 'til I find out how to print papers, then you and your staff will be screwed. As it turns out, most of the people on campus are liberals, but liberals have this bad habit of A) not going to the polls and B) Being complete idiots such as Moore or John Kerry(it took him 6 months to come up with a response to the 86 million line) or C) anyone in Hollywood who happens to open up their parrot mouth and D) Not giving a shit about the news because they're too cool for it (hey, RIM majors will be RIM majors). However, I consider you a semi-worthy adversary and therefore respect your position, I look forward to any challenge and I consider this to be a mild one once I get my hands on some alumni cash, but I do look forward to verbal bouts because unlike Peter Griffen, I will not slug you.
Good Luck,
-Robert F. Curtis


LO FUCKING L WHAT A TOOL!!!

Then he follows this gem up with tales of his manliness!


At 7:41 AM, Robert Fucking Curtis said...

Also, H'vlle sucks ass, I only wish I was cool enough to hang out in the Blockbuster parking lot because the Park's parking lot is too far above me. And just for the record, your town is full of douches. I have been involoved in many a H'ville ass kicking. The best of those was of star linebacker Malcowitz (or however you spell that fucked up name). I only mention it b/c it was famous two years later, and still as funny. God I hate that town.


Oh Robert you are SO tough!! Tell us more!! LOL He called himself "famous"!!

This guy is the ultimate douchebag.

Wendy said...

Hold up. This is not, nor ever has been, a forum for bashing my friends. So, if you, anonymous character, have a specific problem with me, or you feel the need to be a complete dickwad to me on my blog, I suppose that's your prerogative.

However, your stalker-like obsession with looking up photographs and information on me and my friends is unnerving at best.

Get a life. Or at least stop bitching about reading about mine.

Mr. Dye said...

i was invited to view this tirade...

and i don't usually join in...

mr. anonymous said a mouthful of stupidity, but we all know that...

but this robert curtis, going off on the 'ville...son, that's just rude...

and since i'm certain organized fighting is legal in some way, i challenge you and all your toughness...

but hurry, this ass-kickin' is only here for a limited time...

insult my city...only a fool would do that...

Robert Curtis said...

Deal to any challenge to anyone who said anything bad about Wendy, She's a good friend and she will be defended by me until the day she dies.

If you have a problem with me then be a man and take it up with me you pussy. You know where I live and you know I ain't got shit else to do. I'm not keen to fighting, but I'll do it for my friends. The only thing I will apologize for is my use of the word nigger. When you get drunk it's something that's said. However, anyone who is white and not a liar or apologist will tell you that it is not a racial slur but simply an easy way of saying "You're a piece of shit who has no business on the planet" and let's be honest... that's the way everyone uses it today. But I'll admit to saying it and I'll say that I said it. But if you know my name and know what I look like and where I live, then you outta know how to get in contact with me. If ANYONE one this dumbass blog comment page has a problem, sort it out with me like any normal person would. But I suppose you'd have to be a man to do that huh? Anyway, this has been fun and all, but really not so much. But I did piss a lot of people off, which takes heat off my girl Wendy, which makes me smarter than all of you.

(and by the way, free speech doesn't just protect those who want to call war supporters baby killers, ya know... just if you're curious)

You can call me God said...

Oh, and by the way, I never said I was a bad ass ( I haven't been in a real fight since I was 12), what I said was that instead of insulting a 100 pound WOMAN, take it out on a 200 pound man. Why am I ALWAYS the smarter one?

Anonymous said...

academic probation at mtsu?

yeah you're real smart. LOL

Anonymous said...

dye-

are you matt or jeff? if so, we know one another.

this robert curtis douche would be well-advised not to fuck with you.

Mr. Dye said...

hey anonymous...

if you weren't anonymous, i could tell you if we knew one another...

and given what the first anonymous said, i don't see why you'd want to take that title...

unless you're that guy...or girl...i can still see that bitchy comment coming from some jealous girl...

but you're right, whether i am me or my brother, i am someone not to be fucked with...

and don't worry...robert, like most men of the internet, is a lot of hot wind trying to sound important...

but wendy likes him

Anonymous said...

i doubt robert will be back on here talking shit. he's been exposed as an ignorant big talker with not much to back it up.

oh wait i forgot, he's "famous." watch out!

and dont forget how smart he is. he likes to remind people. the mtsu curriculum must be biased against "badasses." no way a genius like robert curtis would be on academic probation otherwise.

nashgirl said...

What the hell is going on here? Wendy, buck up. Maybe you should consider deleting some of these comments.

TVonthefritz said...

Yeah, your friends sound like real winners.

Robert Curtis said...

I'm tired of being insulted by a bunch of fucking niggers and fags who wouldnt even have the testes to come say any of this stuff to my face. If you homo darkies want to take it up with a man I live at Sterling and Im always here so bring it on you fucking nigger bitches and fairies.

ps- sorry Wendy but it needed to be said

TVonthefritz said...

I'd have the testes to say this to your face. Quit living in 1960 and join the rest of America. White people lost; get over yourself.

TVonthefritz said...

And your picture is the gayest shit I've seen in awhile. You look like you would enjoy getting fucked up the ass.

Anonymous said...

Oh god. Here we go again. If you want to really see want an ignorant fuck this guy is, read his myspace blog (http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=22711409&Mytoken=6e0d9b72-6888-4733-bfc5-936f9cd90f81ML)

The following are my favorite quotes:

But I think that'll be the last time I do the whole "spill my inner feelings" thing for a long while. At least I'm not a fag. I like all the vagina that cares for me. It makes me feel like a pimp.

Such a pimp Robert! And not a fag either!

I just watched some nigger author who was on TV say that they should exterminate white people. People actually clapped for this guy and no one stood up and said anything to him. Seriously people, we should be watching this shit.

Yes people, the time has come for the Final Solution.

Does anyone else miss the good ole days when black people did all our work for us? I sure do.

The best part of this quote (other than being from an unemployed loser) is that it came out of absolutely nowhere. He was bitching about his gf breaking up with him, then WHAM, this beauty. Check it out yourself, its mind-boggling.

Another one out of nowhere

Maybe I'm just so numb that I don't really know what's going on? I just got to the point where I don't fucking care anymore. At least I'm not frustrated anymore. I still hate darkies though.

Didn't you just post somewhere in this thread that you're not a racist robert?

Wendy said...

Khall - Believe me, I tried. For some reason, it isn't an option when I'm signed in on this computer.

To all the people who are posting as someone who is NOT YOU (and you know who you are): Knock it the fuck off. Seriously, this is getting ridiculous. If you aren't going to use an actual name (and I don't just mean SOMEONE ELSE'S name - I mean your own), then don't comment.

For everyone else: This is a blog. This is MY blog. If you don't like it, or if you want to have some kind of showdown, find some other means to do so. I'm completely OK with voicing opinions, but even I draw the line somewhere.

And if I don't know you (which is the case for many of these comments), don't post anything if you can't be civil.

Thanks to all the decent folk who commented in my defense.

And to the original anonymous: I'm inclined to agree with tvonthefritz: You don't have to read my blog, you don't have to look up my MySpace and Facebook pictures, and you sure as hell don't have to picture me as a stripper. So don't.

angry black man said...

Wendy-

You're funnier when you're Robert's apologist. Explain away his MySpace postings if you don't mind.

angry black man

Manda said...

Wendy, if I see you dancing on a light pole, I'll shell out some cash. I love to read about your uterus AND your vagina. But I love to read about Your Mom's, even more.

Why do people read personal blogs if they don't want to read about personal lives?

Robert: If you can't stop sounding like a complete and unredeemable asshole, stop posting at all. You're not helping Wendy and you're not defending her by bringing down the level of response to such a pathetic low. Being homosexual and being black are not derogatory to one's character. Being a bigot is.

You Robert-hating people: I know for a fact that at least half of those quotes were written a year ago, and many were most likely composed under the influence. As you seem to have failed to notice, some of those were actually written to Wendy, which would indicate they were not entirely serious, or that his opinions and mannerisims would most likely have shifted over a period of time.

As for his opinion representing that of the Greeks, that's utterly ridiculous. Replace "Greek" with an organization/race/religion/etc. that you affiliate with, and apply it to your own comments. I promise that at least one person who has posted would disagree with you. Posting information on homosexual hook-up sites that is not your own is pathetic, cowardly, immature, and quite possibly (and most likely) illegal.

As for Anonymous, who attacted Wendy:

1) Where are your pictures, you sexy, sexy beast? We simply must see how mind-blowingly attractive you are, since you seem so fond of pointing out what you deem to be the flaws of others.

2) As I have previously stated, yayh Wendy, yayh dancing, yayh lightpole.

3) Again, love Wendy's uterus, and vagina, whic, as she pointed out, are completely different. Perhaps if you were more familiar with a female's anatomy, you would know that. (Which is why I assume you are male - any woman who doesn't know the difference should have been put out of her misery long ago.)

She's not "whining" about the money she borrowed, you genius. She's talking about the fact that she is no longer being able to borrow it. And scholarships aren't borrowed, the are won and never need be returned. (Wendy, I can't remeber which you had, loans or scholarships.)

And with such a hostility towards Wendy for using financial assistance, I assume you will be able to provide some sort of documentation that you have paid for your tuition yourself, with no aide or support?

If you're a coward, you're a coward. If you're an idiot, you're an idiot. All you've done is prove how immature, petty, and utterly stupid you are. Grow up, grow a pair, and go away. Thank you!

Manda Turner ate my baby said...

Surprise surprise MANDA TURNER IS FAT!!!

She looks particularly offensive in this picture
(http://img512.imageshack.us/my.php?image=n384022933019862095847xf.jpg)

Three points.

1. Shut the fuck up.

2. You are fat. The validity of your opinion is inversely proportional to the excess of your weight from the FDA's calculated mean for your height. As such, your opinion is worth approximately -1,000,000. So once again, shut the fuck up.

3. Wash your hair.

That is all. Fattie...

Wendy said...

Angry black man: I know that not all of Robert's comments actually came from him. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to type someone else's name in, now does it?

To Manda: You rock my world!

To Manda ate my baby: You have no idea what you're talking about. Manda is the shit, and you are less of a person for failing to realize it.

If you haven't noticed, I have a lot of people who defend me - who the hell defends you? No one.

Anonymous said...

the posts on racist roberts myspace blog aren't his? yeah ok wendy. whats your deal with defending the indefensible? you must hate black people too.

MTSU NAACP said...

Wendy Caldwell is clearly a racist. Her sidelines articles reek of racist underontes.

Tina said...

OMG!!!! This is the stupidest thing I have ever seen. Yes people say stupid ignorant things while under the influence! But that is no need to sterotype the greek system or to think that Wendy's friends ideas have anything to do with her own view points! Just like I'm sure you don't agree on everything with your friends!!! Get a life and quit reading her blog if you don't like it! Wow ain't that an idea. Wendy you know I love you and you rock my face off!!! I'm proud to call you my roomate and my sorority sister!
P.S. I'll show you how to delete these bastards comments next time both of us are home!

Wendy said...

Racist undertones? This I must see.

Manda said...

It is common knowledge that I eat babies.

Good one, you great ole antagonist, you. Will you tell me that my mom's so stupid that she picked Jiff in the Pepsi challenge or pick me last in dodge ball? Oh, I weep with the agony and pain of it all!

...You've proved you can run names on the Facebook and argue and insult like a seven year old. Good job; you rock my world.

...But it is true about the babies...