Now, what to virtually get Lindsey? This may take some time, but one day, I will post a present.
I got home on Christmas Eve to discover MTSU had sent me a lovely letter stating my financial aid has been suspended.
Well, Merry Christmas to you, too, you sons of bitches. Everyone I know has been all, "They can't do that to you! You were sick! You had surgery!"
Well, they can, and they did.
However, if I had circumstances beyond my control (like, I don't know, having uterine lining lasered off the outside of my uterus), I can appeal it on January 12. If they deny my appeal, I have a whole day - until January 13 - to pay them the minimum balance, which is about $1300. So, if you see me dancing seductively on a street light pole in my new black bra, give me a freakin' tip. It's for a good cause.
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24 comments:
1. you are NOT cute (see: your myspace and facebook pictures for confirmation)
as such,
2. no one wants to picture you dancing on a light pole
3. we DEFINITELY dont want to hear about your uterus
and finally,
pay your damn money and quit whining. you borrowed it. you owe it. quit blaming things on your disease ridden vagina.
I'm sorry to hear about this. Read about it over on Nashville is Talking. There are compassionate people who understand getting in a bind in this world.
Take care.
If you don't want to hear about Wendy's uterus, you always have the option of not reading her blog. No one's putting a damn gun to your head and forcing you to read this shit.
P.S. Wendy's cute as a button.
I'm so tempted not to even bother, but a vagina and a uterus are NOT THE SAME THING. It's not like pancakes and hotcakes in which the words can be interchanged.
Marie: So where are these cute buttons you speak of? I've only seen normal buttons.
Woh. I like you Wendy but I won't defend you with racial slurs. Geez.
Anyway, though you may write, anonymous, merely to be petty, I wouldn't make comments simply out of politeness.
Wendy, the cute button is your wittle nose. Hee-hee.
robert:
i copy and pasted your patheticlittle racist rant to the all of the deans. its about time the administration saw the kind of filth that comes out of the racist greek system. enjoy your upcoming visits with the deans.
Somebody should make a compilation of Robert Curtis' best posts on this blog. Judging by his misuse of fairly simple words, he's definitely a product of the White House public school system.
He also seems to have some inferiority complex by which he must continually reference his "badassedness." This may or may not be brought on by his slight build and lack of musclature. Either way its pretty pathetic.
Here are some of my favorite posts. (Note misuse of words such as "heretofore", "shalln't, etc.)
At 7:25 AM, Robert Curtis said...
I'll only do this once (hopefully) and only do this drunk (definately).
I have designated you the object of my discontent, and this is for two reasons. The first is that you are the only person stupid enough to actually respond more than once to a FACEBOOK THAT DESPISES YOUR PAPER. The second is that after that black woman tried to be Greek Life Coridinator, I now know who you are (you're the blonde chick not the black haired'un), you actually seem like you have a lil' bit of sense. Don't run TOO far with that. But because you have become my object of disconent, you therefore are heretofore my enemy. That's just how it goes. Wait 'til I find out how to print papers, then you and your staff will be screwed. As it turns out, most of the people on campus are liberals, but liberals have this bad habit of A) not going to the polls and B) Being complete idiots such as Moore or John Kerry(it took him 6 months to come up with a response to the 86 million line) or C) anyone in Hollywood who happens to open up their parrot mouth and D) Not giving a shit about the news because they're too cool for it (hey, RIM majors will be RIM majors). However, I consider you a semi-worthy adversary and therefore respect your position, I look forward to any challenge and I consider this to be a mild one once I get my hands on some alumni cash, but I do look forward to verbal bouts because unlike Peter Griffen, I will not slug you.
Good Luck,
-Robert F. Curtis
LO FUCKING L WHAT A TOOL!!!
Then he follows this gem up with tales of his manliness!
At 7:41 AM, Robert Fucking Curtis said...
Also, H'vlle sucks ass, I only wish I was cool enough to hang out in the Blockbuster parking lot because the Park's parking lot is too far above me. And just for the record, your town is full of douches. I have been involoved in many a H'ville ass kicking. The best of those was of star linebacker Malcowitz (or however you spell that fucked up name). I only mention it b/c it was famous two years later, and still as funny. God I hate that town.
Oh Robert you are SO tough!! Tell us more!! LOL He called himself "famous"!!
This guy is the ultimate douchebag.
Hold up. This is not, nor ever has been, a forum for bashing my friends. So, if you, anonymous character, have a specific problem with me, or you feel the need to be a complete dickwad to me on my blog, I suppose that's your prerogative.
However, your stalker-like obsession with looking up photographs and information on me and my friends is unnerving at best.
Get a life. Or at least stop bitching about reading about mine.
i was invited to view this tirade...
and i don't usually join in...
mr. anonymous said a mouthful of stupidity, but we all know that...
but this robert curtis, going off on the 'ville...son, that's just rude...
and since i'm certain organized fighting is legal in some way, i challenge you and all your toughness...
but hurry, this ass-kickin' is only here for a limited time...
insult my city...only a fool would do that...
Deal to any challenge to anyone who said anything bad about Wendy, She's a good friend and she will be defended by me until the day she dies.
If you have a problem with me then be a man and take it up with me you pussy. You know where I live and you know I ain't got shit else to do. I'm not keen to fighting, but I'll do it for my friends. The only thing I will apologize for is my use of the word nigger. When you get drunk it's something that's said. However, anyone who is white and not a liar or apologist will tell you that it is not a racial slur but simply an easy way of saying "You're a piece of shit who has no business on the planet" and let's be honest... that's the way everyone uses it today. But I'll admit to saying it and I'll say that I said it. But if you know my name and know what I look like and where I live, then you outta know how to get in contact with me. If ANYONE one this dumbass blog comment page has a problem, sort it out with me like any normal person would. But I suppose you'd have to be a man to do that huh? Anyway, this has been fun and all, but really not so much. But I did piss a lot of people off, which takes heat off my girl Wendy, which makes me smarter than all of you.
(and by the way, free speech doesn't just protect those who want to call war supporters baby killers, ya know... just if you're curious)
Oh, and by the way, I never said I was a bad ass ( I haven't been in a real fight since I was 12), what I said was that instead of insulting a 100 pound WOMAN, take it out on a 200 pound man. Why am I ALWAYS the smarter one?
academic probation at mtsu?
yeah you're real smart. LOL
hey anonymous...
if you weren't anonymous, i could tell you if we knew one another...
and given what the first anonymous said, i don't see why you'd want to take that title...
unless you're that guy...or girl...i can still see that bitchy comment coming from some jealous girl...
but you're right, whether i am me or my brother, i am someone not to be fucked with...
and don't worry...robert, like most men of the internet, is a lot of hot wind trying to sound important...
but wendy likes him
i doubt robert will be back on here talking shit. he's been exposed as an ignorant big talker with not much to back it up.
oh wait i forgot, he's "famous." watch out!
and dont forget how smart he is. he likes to remind people. the mtsu curriculum must be biased against "badasses." no way a genius like robert curtis would be on academic probation otherwise.
What the hell is going on here? Wendy, buck up. Maybe you should consider deleting some of these comments.
Yeah, your friends sound like real winners.
I'd have the testes to say this to your face. Quit living in 1960 and join the rest of America. White people lost; get over yourself.
Oh god. Here we go again. If you want to really see want an ignorant fuck this guy is, read his myspace blog (http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=22711409&Mytoken=6e0d9b72-6888-4733-bfc5-936f9cd90f81ML)
The following are my favorite quotes:
But I think that'll be the last time I do the whole "spill my inner feelings" thing for a long while. At least I'm not a fag. I like all the vagina that cares for me. It makes me feel like a pimp.
Such a pimp Robert! And not a fag either!
I just watched some nigger author who was on TV say that they should exterminate white people. People actually clapped for this guy and no one stood up and said anything to him. Seriously people, we should be watching this shit.
Yes people, the time has come for the Final Solution.
Does anyone else miss the good ole days when black people did all our work for us? I sure do.
The best part of this quote (other than being from an unemployed loser) is that it came out of absolutely nowhere. He was bitching about his gf breaking up with him, then WHAM, this beauty. Check it out yourself, its mind-boggling.
Another one out of nowhere
Maybe I'm just so numb that I don't really know what's going on? I just got to the point where I don't fucking care anymore. At least I'm not frustrated anymore. I still hate darkies though.
Didn't you just post somewhere in this thread that you're not a racist robert?
Wendy-
You're funnier when you're Robert's apologist. Explain away his MySpace postings if you don't mind.
angry black man
Surprise surprise MANDA TURNER IS FAT!!!
She looks particularly offensive in this picture
(http://img512.imageshack.us/my.php?image=n384022933019862095847xf.jpg)
Three points.
1. Shut the fuck up.
2. You are fat. The validity of your opinion is inversely proportional to the excess of your weight from the FDA's calculated mean for your height. As such, your opinion is worth approximately -1,000,000. So once again, shut the fuck up.
3. Wash your hair.
That is all. Fattie...
Angry black man: I know that not all of Robert's comments actually came from him. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to type someone else's name in, now does it?
To Manda: You rock my world!
To Manda ate my baby: You have no idea what you're talking about. Manda is the shit, and you are less of a person for failing to realize it.
If you haven't noticed, I have a lot of people who defend me - who the hell defends you? No one.
the posts on racist roberts myspace blog aren't his? yeah ok wendy. whats your deal with defending the indefensible? you must hate black people too.
Racist undertones? This I must see.
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